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    Ten Important Men In Woman\'s Life Joke

    Joke Info
    Category : Misc
    Rating : 3.00
    Contributor : n/a
    Type : T

    They are: Her Doctor; he says, "Take your clothes off."Her Dentist; he says, "Open wide."Her Veterinarian; he says, "And how is your little pussy doing today?"Her Gardener; he says, "Do you want me to mulch your bush?"Her Hairdresser; he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"Her Interior Decorator; he says, "You'll like it once it's in."Her Hunter; he goes deep into the bush, shoots several times, and always eats what he shoots.Her Remodeler; he says, "It fits tongue-in-groove with a little hammering."Her Milkman; he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"Her Banker; he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."

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