|
Categories
Links
Cocktail Recipes
Funny Riddles
Game Cheats
Recipe Search
Cheat Codes
Play Games
Brain Teasers
Funny Insults
Game Cheats For PS2
|
|
Signs and notices 10
Joke Info
Category : Misc
Rating : 3.00
Contributor : n/a
Type : T
|
|
|
| These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: "Get a `long` little doggie!" Sign in a cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want." Sign on a music library's door: "Bach in a minuet." Sign in a restaurant window: "T-bone steak $1 Then, in fine print underneath: With meat $12" A hardware store in Oregon has a sign that reads: "Today's special. Below it says: So's tomorrow." Sign on restaurant window: "Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong)." Billboard facing the road in front of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." Sign in a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends." Sign in school: "In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended." |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Add Jokes
If you are a new user click here
Forgot your password?
Subscribe
Sign up for our email list and recieve jokes in your email!
Sponsor
|
|
