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Short Reindeer Jokes
Joke Info
Category : Christmas
Rating : 3.00
Contributor : n/a
Type : T
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| What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?Because they are both tail bearers ! Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?Because they would look silly in plastic macs ! How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?Don't feed it ! Why did the reindeer wear black boots ?Because his brown ones were all muddy ! How long should a reindeer's legs be ?Just long enough to reach the ground ! Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didn't want to be recognised ! Which reindeer have the shortest legs ?The smallest ones ! Where do you find reindeer ?It depends on where you leave them ! What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?Baby reindeer ! |
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