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    OLD NEVER DIES 11

    Joke Info
    Category : Elderly
    Rating : 3.00
    Contributor : n/a
    Type : T

    OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD RAIN PUDDLES never die, they just dry upOLD SAILORS never die, they just get a little "DINGHY"OLD SAILORS never die, they just lose their porpoiseOLD SALESMEN never die, they just go out of commissionOLD SCHOOLS never die, they just lose their principalsOLD SCOTS never die, but they can be kiltOLD SCULPTORS never die, they just lose their marblesOLD SEAMSTRESSES never die, they just come to the point OLD SEERS never die, they just lose their visionOLD SEWAGE WORKERS never die, they just waste awayOLD SHEETROCKERS (dry wallers) never die, they just hang aroundOLD SHOES MAKERS never die, they just lose their soleOLD SKIERS never die, but they go downhill fast

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