Home | Random Joke | Search | Contact Us

Categories
    • Links
    Cocktail Recipes
    Funny Riddles
    Game Cheats
    Recipe Search
    Cheat Codes
    Play Games
    Brain Teasers
    Funny Insults
    Game Cheats For PS2



    OLD NEVER DIES 8

    Joke Info
    Category : Elderly
    Rating : 3.00
    Contributor : n/a
    Type : T

    OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off their metal coilsOLD LASER PHYSICISTS never die, they just become incoherentOLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their appealOLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their briefsOLD LIBRARIANS never die, their computers have Fatal ErrorsOLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just check outOLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just get re-shelvedOLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just lose their referencesOLD LIGHT BULBS never die, they just blink outOLD LIMBO DANCERS never die, they just go underOLD LINGUISTS never die, they just rearrange their deep structuresOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just disappearOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just float awayOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just make a big production of it

    Email this joke to a friend
    Your email address :
    Your friends address :
    Recieve jokes in your email.
    Rate this joke

    Very Good
    Good
    Average
    Poor
    Very Poor
    Add Jokes
    If you are a new user click here

    Login :
    Pass :
    Forgot your password?


    Subscribe
    Sign up for our email list and recieve jokes in your email!

    Sponsor

    © Jokes 2004 - All Rights Reserved