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Trombone jokes
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Category : Musical
Rating : 3.00
Contributor : n/a
Type : T
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| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?A: Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?A: Take your hand out of the bell and miss all of the notes.Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?A: Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.Orchestral trombonists count so much rest and play so many repeated figures that the sheep story also works.Trombone: a slide whistle with delusions of granduer. |
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