Home | Random Joke | Search | Contact Us

Categories
    • Links
    Cocktail Recipes
    Funny Riddles
    Game Cheats
    Recipe Search
    Cheat Codes
    Play Games
    Brain Teasers
    Funny Insults
    Game Cheats For PS2



    Question answer 06

    Joke Info
    Category : Sporting
    Rating : 3.00
    Contributor : n/a
    Type : T

    What lights up a football stadium?A football match! If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?Cornflakes! Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?Because there is no atmosphere! Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?Webley stadium! When fish play football, who is the captain?The team's kipper! Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for?Ref: The rest of the match! Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market?They tend to go cheep! What is a goal keepers favourite snack?Beans on post!

    Email this joke to a friend
    Your email address :
    Your friends address :
    Recieve jokes in your email.
    Rate this joke

    Very Good
    Good
    Average
    Poor
    Very Poor
    Add Jokes
    If you are a new user click here

    Login :
    Pass :
    Forgot your password?


    Subscribe
    Sign up for our email list and recieve jokes in your email!

    Sponsor

    © Jokes 2004 - All Rights Reserved