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    The guide to women

    Joke Info
    Category : Gender
    Rating : 3.00
    Contributor : n/a
    Type : T

    A MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME SPACE..... without you in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?We haven't had a fight in a while. NO, PIZZA'S FINE..... you cheap slob! I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.I just don't want you as a boyfriend now. I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?I can't believe you have nothing planned. COME HERE.My puppy does this, too. I LIKE YOU, BUT...I don't like you. YOU NEVER LISTEN.You never listen. I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will. OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch. OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!Well, near there; I just want to get this over with. I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.We're gonna make fun of you and your friends.

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